Angie Harmon counsels her Twitter followers, calls them Twangels

Publish date: 2024-06-11

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Angie Harmon showed up last night to officially flip the switch on the UNICEF Snowflake at the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian Church in New York City, and my first thought when checking out her outfit was, “Wow, interesting hankerchief!” Then I realized that it was actually a flower-shaped object that was part of the fabric of her skirt. Angie’s definitely made some questionable fashion choices, including a recent bustier that made her girls look almost fake. However, this outfit isn’t terrible at least in a festive sense. Those dangling sleeves are meant to look festive, right? I don’t know. Also, the skirt makes her seem a little hippier than usual:

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Lately, Angie has kept a rather low media profile since her summer-based rant about how life is so difficult since leaving her children and husband behind in North Carolina, but she knew that she was doing the right thing because the “Rizzoli & Isles” script was a sign from God. She also wanted to invent something to cure mommy guilt — delusional bitch.

At any rate, I was very curious as to why Angie has been so quiet lately, and the answer might very well be that she’s discovered Twitter in a huge way; that is, the verified account of Angie Harmon has already 39 times today. And (get this) she calls her followers “Twangels.” Ugh. Tweeting in such an excessive manner seems like just one more way that Angie distracts herself from life itself, but I will give her props for interacting with her fans, especially those who seem troubled and in need of her (very specialized form of) guidance:

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Okay, I can’t hate on her for attempting to encourage this young lady and give her hope that life will eventually get better. Angie probably feels like she’s helping this girl out in a very profound way, and maybe she is? Still, this woman decided in her own mind that “God” was a great reason to abandon her family and return to Hollywood for months on end, so any advice concerning “God” from Angie might be, um, well-intentioned but still a blanket excuse for disregarding free will. If this Twangel’s home situation is really that bad, maybe she should move to another relative’s home or contact law enforcement. Staying put just because Angie Harmon thinks that everything is part of God’s plan might just be a dangerous thing to do.

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